Tofu Girl


a plus size woman that when slept on feels like you may be sleeping on a bed constructed from tofu.
ted: dude, what happened to you last night?

ned: i can’t remember. i woke up this morning thinking i fell asleep on a mountain of tofu. then i looked down and realized i was sleeping on a fat chick. she was a total tofu girl.

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