Toilet bounce
when stall after stall is flooded or stopped up and you keep entering and exiting until you find a stall you can comfortably take a dump in.
“well if the janitors would do their d-mn job i wouldn’t have to toilet bounce.”
“i’m an avid toilet bouncer. if there’s even toilet paper on the floor in the stall it’s on to the next one.”
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