Toilet Bowl Blowback
the uncomfortable surprise of toilet bowl water splashing upward against your genitals because your feces h-t the surface like a meteor.
today i had the worst case of toilet bowl blowback. like my p–p hit the yucatan and killed dozens of toilet dinos bad. sploosh.
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