Toilet-Bowl-Ringer
when one is using the public washroom and in the process of excreting, lets out a loud, resounding, fart. followed by a loud echo in the room, it results in extreme embarr-ssment for whomever is present.
(two friends using bathroom mirrors)
friend 1: “hey, can i borrow your lip chap?”
friend 2: “no problem, here you go.”
-interrupted by a loud, bodily noise-
friend 2: “holy cr-p, i can’t believe that just happened!”
friend 1: “you’re telling me. that was a huge toilet-bowl-ringer if i’ve ever heard one!”
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