toilet clams
the cling-ons left over when flushing alone doesn’t remove everything from the bowl.
i flushed and flushed but the toilet clams wouldn’t disappear and she didn’t have a bowl brush; it was so embarr-ssing!
get a mug for your brother-in-law manley.
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