Toilet Paper Canoe
a temporary sanitary napkin. made by wrapping toilet paper around your hand and then folding the beehive of toilet paper in half. it is then placed in the underpants as a temporary sanitary napkin. over a period of time, after carrying on with daily activities , the toilet paper is formed between the thighs into the shape of a canoe.
melony- “hey kelly, i just started my period and i don’t have a pad. can i have one of yours.”
kelly- “i don’t have one, looks like you’ll have to make yourself a toilet paper canoe.”
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