toilet paper people
toilet paper people are people who either wipe their -sses with toilet paper hoping no t-rds get on their hands in the process or use someone else to do it because they can not find a better method or think of a better method. normally these people are found wherever there are lots of disease or on the outskirts of it.
the one’s who have other people wipe their -ss for them are considered better than the one’s who have to clean up the sh-t for them. the problem and challenge is without an -ss cam they are crazy for bending over with a dirty -ss wiper behind them. who knows how many -sses the dirty -ss wiper has touched and using toilet paper always leaves room for a slip of the finger or someone else’s germs to get in + sabotage.
john: hey look its norman, did you know his wife cleans his -sshole for him?
paul: ohhh that’s gross, i just watched her eat a roast beef and american cheese sandwich with mayo that fell on the floor right after she picked up dog sh-t from her dog, touched all the railings in the building and went to the garbage room twice to rearrange the garbage for the people on her floor.
john: awww nasty.
paul: no wonder why he thinks his sh-t don’t stink.
john: gross–ss toilet paper people. when do they evolve?
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