toilet parfait


first you p–p, then you wipe your b-tt, but then you suddenly realize you have to p–p some more, and then you wipe your b-tt again. this may be repeated as many times as necessary. when you’re done, the layers of p–p and toilet paper resemble the layers of fruit and yogurt in a parfait.
dude 1: why were you taking so long in the bathroom?
dude 2: sorry bud, i was making a toilet parfait.

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