Toilet Polio
when sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time causes one or both legs to go numb therefore inhibiting you to walk for a short time after.
pepe: “ahhhhhhh i can’t feel my legs”
george: “well, how long have you been on the toilet?”
pepe: “half an hour max”
george: “no sh-t you gone and got yourself some toilet polio.”
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