Toilet Seat
noun. the left over hair on a male head after the balding process is complete. the hair on the back and sides of the head.
“wow! i haven’t seen bob in years! he’s got a full blown toilet seat!
what according to women should be down all the time, like someone is lifting it up for men when they have to take a p-ss.
i have to lift the f-cking toilet seat myself
a toilet seat is a person that is so incredibly messed up that you can do anything you want to them at any given time. including making them into your human toilet seat.
hey joe, you see that dude over there rolling around on the ground tripping his face off?
yeah i see him.
i am about to make that dude my toilet seat
this whole bar is filled with toilet seats tonight.
a s-xual act: to place a toilet seat over your lover’s head (specifcally one you don’t like), then you proceed to have rough s-x with her mouth (she probably wont be enjoying it), then when your done, you slam that seat down on her ugly hoe face.
my b-tch was complaining way to much so i decided to toilet seat that hoe.
an inconsistency in someone’s characteristics, behaviours, beliefs or actions. refered to as such because, like a toilet seat, they’re always undecidedly “up and down” about whatever it is.
“is jim going to the party on sat-rday?”
“naw. he’s being a toilet seat about it.”
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