Toilet thumbing


the act of typing into a mobile communications device while seated in a toilet stall.
i spent like two minutes today after lunch toilet thumbing sue from hr, i sure hope she understood what i needed. – my toilet thumb must have got blocked due to the bas-m-nts thick walls. – i know i haven’t been able to all day but i will try to toilet thumb you on my next break.

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