Toilet Tuck


after urinating, you hold your p-n-s down as you squeeze out the last of the p-ss to prevent it from slamming into the toilet rim.
steve: you’ll get herpes if you don’t start toilet tucking.

john: that’s just a myth.

steve: how do you explain this?

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