Toilet Volcano


when you take a dump, then when done before you wipe you look down and you see a volcano reaching out of the water, like some majestic mountain in the south pacific.
“i must have eaten some bad bbq last night. this morning after taking my normal dump. i looked down and saw a toilet volcano, steam rising from the water. i reminded me of of the last time i was in hawaii.”

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