Toledo Ham Sandwich
similar to t-t-f-cking, however instead of between the br–sts, the p-n-s is rubbed between the -ss-cheeks.
she’s flat as a board, so instead of a t-t-f-ck, i gave her the ol’ toledo ham sandwich.
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