Tollund Girl


an unhygienic, extremely ugly, emaciated-looking female; any fugly female, such as a swamp donkey, that resembles a swamp-like creature. the origins of this word are traced back to tollund man, a man who was hanged in the 4th century bce and whose corpse was removed from a peat bog in denmark in 1950.

sarah wouldn’t look like such a tollund girl if she took a shower and were some makeup.

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