tommy tow master
one known for putting or pulling big things in/out of seemingly impossible tight spots with the cunning prowess of an illusionist or wizard
d-mn, tommy tow master you straight finessed that truck out of that ditch!!
alright tommy tow master- let’s see how you’re gonna get yourself out of this one !
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