Tomsu Sesh


getting extremely intoxicated (mainly from cannabis) and staying up to early hours of the morning researching aliens and/or conspiracy theories.
patrick: “i had a pretty decent tomsu sesh last night… stayed up until about 5am smoking weed and reading about the roswell crash”

guy: “ah nice one bro, haven’t had a tomsu sesh in a few days”

patrick: “let down, if you were hardcore you’d be doing it everyday”

guy “jog on mate”

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