tone police


tone police are people who focus on (and critique) how something is said, ignoring whether or not it is true.

they will discard a true statement simply because they don’t like how it was presented. this att-tude is prevalent among emotional midgets, mental midgets, liberals and wimps.

they tend to be intolerant of any statement that isn’t couched with empty plat-tudes and b-tt-kissing, while thinking themselves a model of tolerance. they are often also hypocrites.
tone police: “you might be right, but since i don’t like how you said it, i demand you apologize!”
tone police is identified when a person preferably a male with a large structure tries to intimidate a person or group of people with his/her large biceps into order to take control of a situation.
marshi “look at fogz, tone police trying to intimidate us to back off while he bets large on his hand at poker”

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