too drunk to mario
adjective
so drunk that one is unable to grasp the concept of playing mario, specifically super mario galaxy, created for ages 6+.
a: man, last night was so sh-t faced.
b: yeah, dude. i was so sloppy that i was too drunk to mario.
a: wow, that’s pretty bad. no wonder it took you all day to recover.
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