Top-Gun Reacharound


the act of masturbating your co-pilot as he sits in front of you, after sedating him with rohypnol, followed by crashing the plane at the point of his sleepy -rg-sm.
i could really do with a top-gun reacharound but i have neither an f-16 nor any date-rape drugs.

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