Top of the stairs


the “top of the stairs” is a s-xual act in which a female (or male, depending on preference) performs f-ll-t– on a man, poised at the top of a flight of stairs. during or directly following the act, the man proceeds to forcefully push his partner down the flight of stairs.
dave: hey man,janie came over this weekend, and i gave her the ‘ol top of the stairs!
taylor: dude that’s f-ckin’ awesome!!!

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