top shelf hottie
i woman that is very attractive from her chest to her face. when you venture below the chest it is a disaster.
as my friends and i sat at soup plantation enjoying our food, we looked across the restaurant and stared at the woman making her first entree at the produce bar. she looked extremely s-xy, but as she revealed her whole body from behind the produce bar my friend screamed, ” ahhhh top shelf hottie.”
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