topping off gas tanks
to -j-c-l-t- m-ssive ammounts of s-m-n into a v-g-n- or -n-s. this practice can only be accomplished in the absence of condoms or any other contraceptive that prevents the exchange of fluids. a v-g-n- that has been habitually been topped off runs the risk of becomming garbage p-ssy.
bend over wh-r-, im gonna top off your gas tank with pure, unadulterated eastern kentucky baby slime.
i love nothing more than topping off gas tanks.
condoms? i would never take a shower in a raincoat, why would i wear condoms? i am going to top off your gas tank.
i am going to top off your gas tank, and then i will be in you forever.
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