Tortilla Bomb
what happens to a super-hot young mexican girl between 19 and 30 years of age. that inevitable mysterious 60+ pounds that turns a “10” into a “2” in just a few years.
hey, pedro, who was that chick you were with yesterday?
that was my sister, maria. you know her.
wow! i didn’t even recognize her. what the heck happened to her?
you know, man. the tortilla bomb went off after she got out of high school.
wow, she got as big as a house, dude.
yeah, i know. she eats everything in sight.
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