torture bullet


(n.) a bullet that, when fired at a living organism, it has the following effects:
-immortality
-every pain imaginable and unimaginable in this universe increasing in intensity 1 million times every 1 millionth of a second.
-permanent consciousness
example 1:
dustin: hey jeff, you going to greg’s party on sat-rday?
jeff: you kidding? i’d rather be shot by the torture bullet!

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