Tossed salad and scrambled eggs
when a man squats over a ladies face, facing her feet, and as she licks his -n-s he m-st-rb-t-s all over her br–sts. then the man runs the tip of his p-n-s over her br–sts evenly spreading the seamen over the breast as if he were decorating a cake.
i had an awesome night; i had a tossed salad and scrambled eggs with your sister.
the act of licking the -n-s and the area between the s-x organs and -n-s. the scrambled eggs comes from when the receiver of the tossed salad sh-ts and c-ms in close time covering the givers face.
my partner loves having me toss their salad and i love when the scrambled eggs are all over my face. i love tossed salad and scrambled eggs, they’re calling again.
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