tossed salad with xtra ranch
when you c-m in the -sshole of your partner then proceed to toss their salad (aka eat their -ss and suck out and swallow the c-m).
joel -“i saw jeff and jays amauter g-y p-rn i still can’t get over the images of jay doing the tossed salad with xtra ranch.”
dan- “are you kidding me that sh-t was hot, i’d love to get in his hidden valley!”
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