tossed taco salad
(v.) the act of licking the rim and mine shaft of your partner’s sphincter the day after they have eaten one too many jack in the box .99 tacos. usually a chunky residue of the resultant explosive diarrhea laced with taco grease remains as an added layer of taste and texture.
that jim sure likes to eat those nasty jack in the box tacos; he says his dog heidi loves to eat his tossed taco salad afterwards.
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