tossing the toenails
(v. gerund) a euphemism for really puking one’s guts out to the max… major vomiting action.
see also: blowing lunch and barf meat.
betty: did you enjoy the party last night, rob?
rob: yes, but i drank too much and i upchucked all night long.
betty: so did i!!! i was blowing lunch until two o’clock this morning.
rob: i’m sure i swallowed some barf meat.
betty: did it taste good?
rob: h-ll no, b-tch! what kind of pervert do you think i am?
betty: oh, i don’t think you’re a pervert, dude. i only asked because the baloney sandwich i had for lunch yesterday tasted better when i was tossing the toenails earlier this morning.
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