Total Drama Island


an animated reality tv show, that is completely hysterical. the show includes drama, action, and romance.

the two most popular couples are:

duncan and courtney: the cl-ssic opposites attract couple, whom everyone wants to get together. duncan in a juvenile delinquent with a big heart, while courtney is the by-the-book prep who follows the rules but has a wild side. they’re crazy about each other, but won’t admit it. they eventually kiss in “basic straining”.

gwen and trent: these two are the most dramatic couple. gwen is the cool goth chic, and trent is the lovable musician. gwen and trent liked each other from the very start. they had a few mishaps, but by the end of the season, they were dating.
duncan: so the princess has a dark side.
courtney: ok. that was so gross. but it was like once i did something bad it was so much fun i just wanted more!
duncan: well, you could give me that kiss. that would be pretty bad.
courtney: you’re still not my type.
duncan: fine. enjoy a peanut-b-tterless life.
courtney: thanks. enjoy prison.
duncan: i will. (courtney kisses him)

the most popular couple on total drama island gets together.
an animated reality tv series in which two teams of campers compete in various contests on an island in the boonies of canada.
okay total drama island campers! today you all face the biggest challenge yet: the going down a 100-foot sliding board lined with sandpaper while wearing a swimsuit contest! each camper must ride the slide and land in a vat of lemon juice positioned at the bottom of the sliding board. the camper who screams the loudest wins! the losers will be tarred, feathered, and forced to watch commercial-free loops of this show. any complaints and you’ll have to share a bunk with owen after we feed him baked beans and prune juice.

cody: dude, trent, you should slide face down on your belly! gwen will be so impressed!

later, on video in the reeking, bug-infested camp latrine…

gwen: i was really interested in trent, but since he took cody’s advice on the slide challenge, i’ve decided he’s not my type. it’s just as well, because yesterday i met this hunky emo sasquatch who plays the banjo!

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