Total Piece of Shit
something so useless and disappointing it has absolutely no redeeming qualities or values.
person 1: “why did you smash the printer against the wall?”
person 2: “it was smearing ink all over my thesis and crumpling the pages.”
person 1: “it must be made in china.”
person 2: “yeah, it is a total piece of sh-t.”
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