tough shit for me
abbreviated tsfm
1) something a person might say about himself after experiencing a bit of rotten luck (“the valet dinged my fender tonight. tsfm”)
2) also used ironically by someone who benefits from an unexpected but welcome piece of good news or good fortune
hey, the wife finally greenlighted my threesome idea. tough sh-t for me, huh? wooo hooo!
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