tow truck driver
a person that requires very little sleep. fueled by caffeine, nicotine and crude humor. often working 6-12 days straight without off time. thrives in bad weather and drives into it while others drive away, enjoys listening to people complain about their 9-5 jobs and how their hours are to hard.
oh you crashed your car into a ditch at 3am in the snow? don’t worry call the tow truck driver, they never sleep anyways.
get a mug for your dog bob.
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