towel feces
it’s when you take a m-ssive dump over your towel. you wait for it to become dry and crusty so you can wipe it off the towel so you can sculpt it into a anime body pillow.
mom: n-gg-to what are you doing in there?
n-gg-to: i’m masterbating to my towel feces! don’t look!
mom: what?!
n-gg-to: you’ll never catch me
narrator: n-gg-to runs away from his room, fleeing with his feces body pillow
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