Townes Van Zandt
arguably the best songwriter in country music.
most famously wrote pancho and lefty.
you are not needed now
greensboro woman
silver ships of andilar
mr. gold & mr. mudd
heavenly houseboat blues
person : i will stand on bob dylan’s coffee table and say that townes van zandt is the greates songwriter in history!
townes: i have met bob dylan’s bodyguards, and if you think that you’re going to stand on his coffee table, you are sadly, sadly mistaken.
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allison laid an egg on me
and every time i turn around
it’s floating through the air above my head
well, i told miss hicks and she said, “fine,
as long as you’re back in your room on time
i’ll keep you clean and the girls’ll keep you fed.”
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