Townie Girl


female member of the townie species, often takes part in unsafe mateing with randome people at a low age, often smokes and talks like they have a major trought infection or dont know how to comtrol the pitch of there voice. they eat a very small amount a mounth and the stomach is lined with swallowed tobaco and seemen. can be found in allyways street corners mc donalds and other places a p-n-s can be found
“init bruv!! im a total slag man!!! you want a bl-w j-b or a f-ck!? wait in line!! please take a ticket bruv!! men on left and women on right”

see also – hooker, sl-t, livestock, pregnancy, and other demining things

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