townie shit eating scum


a person or persons that generally, suck, idiots that think they’re gonna make it in life by walking round threatening to stab people and ‘beat people up’, and they’re generally as weak as sh-t!!
“hey look, some townie sh-t eating sc-m”
“townie sh-t eating sc-m tried to beat me up yesterday, but failed miserably as usual”

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