toyam vacuum
masturbating by sticking your genitals into a vacuum cleaner and using its suction to stimulate your s-x organ to -j-c-l-t–n.
when ben bought a brand new, top of the line, super-suction, $4,000 dyson, i wondered what was wrong with our old one…. yup, he had been using it as a toyam vacuum. the whole thing was clogged with dried toyam juice. not a move!
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