tracks of land


a misspelling of tracts of land:
she’s got huge tracks of land!
she’s got huge tracts of land!
this is not a euphemism for brests. it is a testement to how much the man saying it wants more land because he lives in a swamp.
father: stop that, stop that! you’re not going to do a song while
i’m here. now listen lad, in twenty minutes you’re getting married to
a girl whose father owns the biggest tracts of open land in britain.
herbert: but i don’t want land.
father: listen, alex,–
herbert: herbert.
father: herbert. we live in a bl–dy swamp. we need all the land we
can get.
herbert: but i don’t like her.
father: don’t like her?! what’s wrong with her? she’s beautiful,
she’s rich, she’s got huge… tracts of land.

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