trainpornophilia


a conditionan an individual has and likes to share with friends and the lady next door at silly hours in the morning after horrendous nights out. the condition involves watching p-rnographic material with trains in it and no people and no story, or a story told to you but never happens
trainp-rnophilia – film featuring trains doing things i can only describe as p-rnographic, displayed in full 1080p hd with full 5.1 dolby surroung sound. best watched at 5am with friends after a long singstar battle when completly hammered.

nothing realy happens in it but the house owner can get very excited when the volume is at 77%

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