Trans-Siberian Drilldo
to drill a hole in the bottom of a 10-inch d-ld-, fill the hole with adhesive material, then put the bit of an industrial-strength power drill in the hole. next, lube the “drilldo” with ky jelly (or smuckers) and viciously penetrate the v-g-n-l or -n-l orifice of any given unlucky recipient. repeat as necessary.
-“hey, if you’ll get me that drill, we can hang that picture of a whale p-n-s on your mantle.”
-“nah, the battery ran out last night, seeing as how i violently trans-siberian drilldoed my -sshole for three and a half hours.”
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