trans siberian orchestra


the coolest sh-t that you will ever see.
the trans siberian orchestra is awesome.
(noun) a cr-ppy excuse for a concert experience that lucky only comes around once a year. it is an for cheese ballers with acid washed jean to get drunk and say that they went to a multicultural music event; even though it has nothing to do with any culture other than our own consumerist monoculture. (see:cheese and mullets)
i had to come up with -any- excuse to get out of going to see the transsiberian orchestra concert that my creepy uncle invited us to.
(noun) a cr-ppy excuse for a concert experience that lucky only comes around once a year. it is an for cheese ballers with acid washed jean to get drunk and say that they went to a multicultural music event; even though it has nothing to do with any culture other than our own consumerist monoculture. (see:cheese and mullets)
i had to come up with -any- excuse to get out of going to see the trans siberian orchestra concert.

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