Trifecta of Douchebaggery


is when a person owns all of these items: iphone, apple computer and a volkswagen.

someone may own 2 of the 3 and still be a half way decent person, but anyone who completes the trifecta is at their core a douche bag.
people who own all three have completed the trifecta of douchebaggery and while in possession of all 3 items will forever be a total douche.

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