Triple Decker Blumpkin
an act involving 3 willing partic-p-nts. the first partic-p-nt removes the lid of the cistern on the toilet and sits in while proceeding to take a nifty little dump inside. the second part-taker sits ac slater style on the toilet bowl performing f-ll-t– on the first partic-p-nt whilst p-ssing into the toilet. the third and luckiest particpant will be kneeling like an alter boy with their lips firmly clasped in a suction grip around the -n-s while the second partic-p-nt power dumps into their mouth. to finish the third partic-p-nt then proceeds to splurge a creamy-corny parcel onto the bathroom floor.
larry: you should have seen what i caught peter doing earlier. i walked into the bathroom and he was sitting top-deck in the ensuite having a triple decker blumpkin with with greg and sarah. sh-t everywhere.
nora: 😮
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