Triple Jewish Bagel


a very special bagel, the best of the best. a bagel can only get elevated to this status by
1. being a bagel (duh)
2. being sold by a jewish company or family or whatever
3. (the most important one!) being touched by a jew
only then will you be in possession of the triple jewish bagel.
john: look, i have a triple jewish bagel!
all: -gasp- all hail the triple jewish bagel!

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