trouser trumpet


a loud but musical breaking of wind, or fart.
“as a hush descended on the dinner room at hogwarts, just as dumbledor rose to speak a sudden sharp trouser trumpet honked into the air. ron weasley looked as red as a beetroot; in fact, it was hermione who in typical muggle fashion had done it, but was willing to p-ss it on to ron.”

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