Truman State University
a public university of about 7,000 students located in kirksville, mo. founded in 1867, truman state university has a long history of being recognized nationally for its innovative -ssessment program and commitment to providing a high-quality liberal arts and sciences education at an affordable price. you can find johnnyc here, drinking and smiling with his friends.
-you’re cute, you’re smart, you must be a student at truman state university in kirksville, missouri?
-would you like to buy some meth?
a piece of sh-t school located in the middle of f-cking nowhere. all the guys here are either meat-head jocks or straight edge nerds, but everyone is a devout hardcore christian. the girls are hot but they are all plastic b-tches that only f-ck sports guys. their nickname “harvard of the midwest” is one of the biggest misnomers i’ve ever heard. the school has an 80%+ acceptance rate and most people here are f-cking r-t-rded. i bet half the school doesn’t even know what ‘misnomer’ means. stay far away from this horrible place. the only reason i’m here is because it’s cheap and they gave me scholarships
you go to truman state university? well i hope you enjoy football and jesus.
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