Trust me, I’m an engineer
when you build structurally questionable buildings and unreliable solutions to problems but you’re an engineer so everyone has no choice but to trust that your methods won’t f-ck up
person 1: “are you sure it’s okay to balance a forklift on a forklift to reach that shelf?”
person 2: “trust me, i’m an engineer!”
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