tub ferret /shower weasel
it’s the long skinny “animal” consisting of women’s hair and soap sc-m that has acc-mulated in the tub drain…….often “captured” using a bent coat hanger. its close relative is the “shower weasel” a poor draining tub or shower is the first sign that you may have a “tub ferret/shower weasel” infestation. left to husband or boyfriend to remove.
as the water reached my ankles while showering at my girlfriends apartment,i realized she had a “tub ferret /shower weasel” living in the drain.
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