tucker toilet

noun.
a toilet that requires males to tuck their junk down into the bowl out of fear of urinating on or over the rim whilst dropping a deuce.

a tucker toilet is identifiable by either a very short bowl, from front to back, and/or if the toilet seat b-mpers are higher than average.
the short bowl will naturally bring the front rim closer to the tip of your d-ck. often a sudden cold sensation of accidental contact is made, which is amongst the most horrifying things that can happen to a man in private. at least with a short bowl, this sensation can be taken as a warning against what could have happened.
when the seat has high b-mpers, however, one can often find themselves p-ssing on top of the front edge of the bowl without warning, causing a uriniagara falls down the front of the toilet.. possibly soaking the back of your jeans.

performing a peter tucker is necessary for these bathroom traps.
“dude.. watch those public stalls. all are tucker toilets.”
“i give this hotel a 2 star rating, only because of the tucker toilets. do your housecleaning staff a favour, and replace those toilets with something men can use! i aint cleaning up that mess!”